Wednesday, October 28, 2009

What I know

Any woman who has traversed the dating scene in Los Angeles knows that love is indeed a battlefield. There are more douche bags per capita than any other city in the U.S. except maybe D.C. (I've heard stories). I know this particular statistic because I have dated quite a few of them. Well I made it up, but ask anyone and they'll probably agree with me. So I've decided to share my stories about these guys. I can't exactly call them men since most of them don't know how to act like one. Some of these are doozies I'll tell ya. And I'll probably come across as an idiot a lot of the times, but hopefully these stories will at least be slightly entertaining and/or funny. My pain is your gain.

I'll try to leave out the gory details and stick to the main points, but I have to warn you I tend to ramble and give TMI sometimes.

GIRD YOUR LOINS!!!


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