I could not give a fuck about the new Transformers movie. I miss Game of Thrones. True Blood better be better than that shitty season premiere. Sometimes I look at couples and think, "How the hell do you have sex with that?" That PB&J sammie wasn't as satisfying as I hoped. Eh.

Betty's recreation

Betty White is awesome.

I love me some Fug Girls. They brighten my day. Here are two examples of ladies that should have maybe actually looked in the mirror with the lights on before leaving the house. Random Pussycat Doll and poor Oksana

Although I think that I would have known better in the dark.

Let's talk about how I cannot WAIT for 'Toy Story 3'!!!!!! It looks so great!

Picture Perfect Hair

Watching Jersey Shore the other night with some friends we were fighting over who's the hottest guido. The love of my life is Mike "The Situation" while my friend Amanda decided she like Pauly D. All of us were facinated by his Gotti brothers hair and were cursious as to how he he gets it so...sharp. Well here it is...your guide to the perfect coiffure.





Look!!! Samesises

Times like these is when I actually like Jimmy Fallon. I won't watch his show, mind you, because anything funny will make it on the interwebs anyway. And who on Earth is ever up that late?? I mean really. On a school night.



He also does a great Dave Matthews.

My new name

So my friend, Lizzie, directed me to the Jersey Shore nickname generator. My result is J-Pow. Which is awesome even though it sounds like that J-Woww girl with the rat's nest hair. So if everyone, from now on would address me as J-Pow that would be great. Thanks.